You can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse

I went digging in my purse to find something and laughed at myself by what I pulled out.  It couldn't scream "clergy parent" more if I tried.  For your amusement, the contents of my handbag:

- wallet
- keys
- lipstick
- "Princess Celestia" My Little Pony Figurine
- pocket-sized journal and pen
- pair 12-18 months socks
- container of breath mints with HUC logo on it
- baby rattle
- folded photocopy of "Meditations on the Mikveh"
- kippah clip
- mini-bottle of Purell
- toy Matchbox car
- business card holder

That, folks, is my life in a nutshell.