The phrase "Sleeping like a baby"

Means you can sleep through incredible noise, like your brothers screaming in glee, or the clank of your father on the elliptical while an action movie plays in the background.

It means you fall asleep easily, without much crying, but you wake up every two to three hours. Until the one night you sleep for five hours straight and freak out your mother, who keeps checking to make sure you're breathing.

Yet you are 13 lbs and amazingly alert and strong, so all that sleeping and nursing is definitely doing something right!

In your wearable blanket PJs... distinctly not sleeping.