Six steps to eating corn on the cob

 First, inspect the cob very carefully, turning it all around to see what it looks like.

Second, take an experimental nibble and look up for approval.

 Third, try and take out the holders on the side, just to see if you can.

 Fourth, take a real bite, getting your whole face into the corn.

Fifth, chew and ponder.  Do you like it?   Do you not?

Sixth, make your decision.  YOU LIKE IT!  Smile and giggle, then repeat entire process until all corn is consumed.