Chastisement, movies, and hats

1) Jonathan is on the phone ending his call to a customer service rep, watching the older boys playing with the water table and pouring water on Connor:

"What?  No! Why are you doing that?  What? NO!  The baby is NOT the enemy!  He is a baby!  And he has nowhere to go!"

Customer service rep: "Thank you for choosing Sprint as your carrier, sir.  And you just keep on being the great dad you are!"



2) Lucy is a fascinating, thought-provoking movie.  I won't tell you any more because I don't want to give spoilers, but go into it knowing that the premise is false, and then just enjoy.



3) Firehouse Subs is a fun restaurant.  You get to be a firefighter!