Jonathan's recap:
First, the baby pukes this morning. Clean up king bed and baby. Next, 3 year old throws up in doorway, while baby is screaming in other room. Clean up 3 year old, throw food at baby, spend 45 minutes cleaning up floor. Next, 6 year old throws up in bed. Clean up twin bed and debate pointing gun at self. I now have a trash can ready to go as I feel it's just a matter of minutes before I join them.
Sometimes I just feel smited.
And... he joined them about an hour after sending me this. I was the only one unaffected. We think it's food poisoning from a skeezy fast food joint we stopped at on the road. I stayed home today to stay with the afflicted family.
At least they were all cuddly.
I hope all you folks are on your feet again by now. It was a sorry beginning to the post-vacation period. Sounds like a miracle that you escaped, Michal! Praise be for miracles.
ReplyDeleteAmen to that!
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